Happy Mother's Day! Gift Giving Ideas For The Ladies Who Have It All

From everyone here at All Things Horror, we'd like to wish our warmest regards to all the mother's out there that didn't out out cigarette butts on their children's forearms or lock their kids in the cabinet under the sink whenever a "time out" was in order.

Of course if your mom is anything like mine, she's impossible to buy for, telling you she doesn't want anything, yet silently judging you by the gift you offer. I still remember Christmas Eve 2009 like it was yesterday as I had a nervous breakdown in a Crate & Barrel trying to decide on a picture frame vs throw pillow set. With that in mind, here's some ideas for east last minute gifts fully backed by our favorite horror movie moms

Skin Moisturizing cream

A new sweater, & a gift certificate for a manicure.

A consultation with a closet organizer

A gift membership to Jenny Craig and a new Mumu

Pepper Spray, some sort of master key

A house in a gated community, far away rom crazy ass old people. 

Childproof fastener's for the knife drawer

Nothing. The lady has it all.