It's been a while, but the All Things Horror Presents independent film series resumes in just three short weeks and we're coming back in a big time way. Our double feature lineup is a double barreled night of modern day exploitation madness.
We're kicking things off with James Bickert's ode to seventies sleaze fests, the blood, breasts and guts biker rampage Dear God No! It's the film our friends at Brutal As Hell hail as the “genuine and total real deal” and Guts and Grod say has “More Badassery than you can put on paper”. To describe the film in a few mere sentences is an exercise in futility, but if you love your films brimming with scuzzy longhairs that skull fuck clergy for fun, topless go-go dancers toting tommy guns and Nixon masks and mad scientists psychically linked to Bigfoot, then you owe it to yourself to check this film out. If you look at films like Machete and think “what a fucking shoddy excuse to make a shitty film” and want the real deal, plant your ass in a seat for this special screening.
You'd think we'd quit while we're ahead, but we're doubling down with Richard Marr Griffin's (The Disco Exorcist, Exhumed, Splatter Disco) take on nunspolitation Nun of That. Starring Sarah Nicklin ( whose inevitable pinup poster is destined to reside above this generation's teenaged boys headboards much like their father's faded Farah's once did) as a woman of the cloth callously gunned down in an alley, she's resurrected and trained in the art of ass kicking by notorious leg breakers Jesus H. Christ and Gandhi in order to come back make sure criminal blood overflows the communion chalice. Cheap hoods, petty thugs and coked-up pimps take note: the only holy Sacrament this pissed off Nun knows how to deliver is the Last Rites!
Due to the over the top carnage , gratuitous , intense sexual situations and sensitive nature of these films we strongly encourage you to bring the kids. In fact, children under five will get in FREE.
Our first film screens at 8pm, we may have a short film or two to add to the mix and both films are a measly ten bucks. You can barely get a horny grandpa to give you an under the table handy at a Denny's for that kind of scratch, so why not turn out for this night of cinematic fun times? If you're a real cheap bastard, you can even save two bucks by preordering tickets online from our link on the right hand side AND save me my typical pre-screening “woe is me no one is going to turn up for this” hysterics that are going to one day cause Chris to stab me right in the fucking trachea.
Patrons who bring a canned good donation ensure we have something to eat after the show.
All Things Horror Presents...Double Barreled Exploitation Badassness
Friday April 13th 8pm
The Somerville Theater Digital Microcinema
$10 (cash only at the door)/ $8 online preorder
Dear God No!
Nun of That