It's been a while, but the All Things Horror Presents independent film series resumes in just three short weeks and we're coming back in a big time way. Our double feature lineup is a double barreled night of modern day exploitation madness.
We're
kicking things off with James Bickert's ode to seventies sleaze
fests, the blood, breasts and guts biker rampage Dear God
No! It's the film our friends at
Brutal As Hell
hail as the “genuine and total real deal” and Guts
and Grod say has “More
Badassery than you can put on paper”. To describe the film in a
few mere sentences is an exercise in futility, but if you love your
films brimming with scuzzy longhairs that skull fuck clergy for fun,
topless go-go dancers toting tommy guns and Nixon masks and mad
scientists psychically linked to Bigfoot, then you owe it to yourself
to check this film out. If you look at films like Machete and think
“what a fucking shoddy excuse to make a shitty film” and want the
real deal, plant your ass in a seat for this special screening.
You'd
think we'd quit while we're ahead, but we're doubling down with
Richard Marr Griffin's (The Disco Exorcist, Exhumed,
Splatter Disco) take on
nunspolitation Nun of That. Starring
Sarah Nicklin ( whose inevitable pinup poster is destined to reside
above this generation's teenaged boys headboards much like their
father's faded Farah's once did) as a woman of the cloth callously
gunned down in an alley, she's resurrected and trained in the art of
ass kicking by notorious leg breakers Jesus H. Christ and Gandhi in
order to come back make sure criminal blood overflows the communion
chalice. Cheap hoods, petty thugs and coked-up pimps take note: the
only holy Sacrament this pissed off Nun knows how to deliver is the
Last Rites!
Due to
the over the top carnage , gratuitous , intense sexual situations and
sensitive nature of these films we strongly encourage you to bring
the kids. In fact, children under five will get in FREE.
Our
first film screens at 8pm, we may have a short film or two to add to
the mix and both films are a measly ten bucks. You can barely
get
a horny grandpa to give you an under the table handy at a Denny's for
that kind of scratch, so why not turn out for this night of cinematic
fun times? If you're a real cheap bastard, you can even save two
bucks by preordering tickets online from our link on the right hand
side AND save me my typical pre-screening “woe is me no one is
going to turn up for this” hysterics that are going to one day
cause Chris to stab me right in the fucking trachea.
Patrons
who bring a canned good donation ensure we have something to eat
after the show.
All
Things Horror Presents...Double Barreled Exploitation Badassness
Friday
April 13th
8pm
The
Somerville Theater Digital Microcinema
$10
(cash only at the door)/ $8 online preorder
Dear
God No!
Nun
of That
trailers!
trailers!
End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.”
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